Friday, September 19, 2014

Giant Penguins NOT Management's Problem

After receiving several complaints from tenants on the Hexxan Rd. division of the complex (traditional site), we felt it would be prudent to remind all residents of the standard R'lyeh policy concerning pets, companions, and other animals.

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1) Giant albino penguins are allowed as pets, companions and as food animals to those residents who have a need. It is expected that the resident shall care for said animal until the time of consumption, or it adds itself to the great complex of organic nutrients flowing in any subterranean zone.

2) All residents signed agreements to provide and recognize standard animal rights for all pets, companions, and food animals. This includes predation between species within the balance of all things under the Great One.

3) Owners and companions of said pets and animals are required to take reasonable and customer steps to insure the cleanliness of the grounds.

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The third provision is the important one, fellow residents of R'lyeh Housing Projects. No one wants to step or swim or touch you giant albino penguin's waste, except for the individuals for the third level. You may wish to contact them if you have been served citation for improper storage of waste or waste removal.