Giant Penguins NOT Management's Problem

After receiving several complaints from tenants on the Hexxan Rd. division of the complex (traditional site), we felt it would be prudent to remind all residents of the standard R'lyeh policy concerning pets, companions, and other animals.

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1) Giant albino penguins are allowed as pets, companions and as food animals to those residents who have a need. It is expected that the resident shall care for said animal until the time of consumption, or it adds itself to the great complex of organic nutrients flowing in any subterranean zone.

2) All residents signed agreements to provide and recognize standard animal rights for all pets, companions, and food animals. This includes predation between species within the balance of all things under the Great One.

3) Owners and companions of said pets and animals are required to take reasonable and customer steps to insure the cleanliness of the grounds.

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The third provision is the important one, fellow residents of R'lyeh Housing Projects. No one wants to step or swim or touch you giant albino penguin's waste, except for the individuals for the third level. You may wish to contact them if you have been served citation for improper storage of waste or waste removal.

Homeless Jellyboys Evicted

We have several openings in the west wing of the Thathtop Complex. Contact Priest JaKeyy at the Pig Temple for more information. He can be reached in the office under the Bloodstone Atrium (use the starstone door) /by the albino penguin bubble during regular business hours and during non-regular business hours it is best to avoid him..

Repair work to the damage caused by the jellyboys frat party has been repaired and we've fed all them to security shoggoths. That group is now banned from the grounds of Akron Way, Pythock Palace, and Eyestorm Flats. We anticipate the work will be complete by the time the time of the next lunar sacrifice, but we can't accept bookings yet. Contact Sheila for more information.

New Management

Public Announcement:

Cthulhu Complex High Rise is now under new management. We will strive to serve all residents with the highest level service and will soon have smokers rerouted to give you all that 200+C water you've been talking about! And the giant shrimp are on the way.

NOTICE: Please help with grounds security! Report all human infringement immediately ad the main office. This includes dive bells, underwater drones, oceanographers and explorers of any kind. If after hours, please call the emergency number listed in your resident packet you received when you took up residence.